You have a photo of an osprey above the post. Which is the best bird. Yet no mention of ospreys, just lumping them in with all birds of prey in item #6. If ospreys could read, they would see this, and they have really good vision.

SportsCenter had Teddy Atlas on to analyze the Rougned Odor punch. I have no idea if they meant more disrespect towards baseball, or boxing.

You have to be lucky to get rich, then you have to stay lucky to not get hooked on substances like Craig Kilborn.

As a Celtics fan I imagine Crying Jordan to signify what happens when you consider Frank Kaminsky’s Hall of Fame potential.

Think about how much fun it would be to travel to Las Vegas and see your favorite team beat up the Raiders. Or if you’re a Browns fan, stay at home and watch them lose to the Raiders on TV.

If you can’t find the hot takes, you’re not looking hard enough for them. Just another lazy, millenial Brooklyn blogger who can’t be bothered to pick up a newspaper. If you can’t find the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

It’s great to see Hanley Ramirez so focused, regardless of whatever he’s focusing on.

I’ve never heard someone referred to as “that ashy guy”, so this is pretty funny.

This doesn’t mean that ESPN is getting smarter - only that Fox Sports is getting much more cringe-inducing.

As a New Englander I find Deadspin writers are obnoxious towards Boston and its surrounding areas, but that would’ve made for a pretty boring email.

DON’T COME IN HERE FOR A PIT STOP IF YOU’RE CARRYING TOO MANY NUTZ - Some post Curt Schilling would like, minus the picture.

Anyone else miss David Letterman or the Top Ten lists?

Why can’t they just substitute a picture similar to the Lincoln penny on the logo, come up with some name like the Presidents, and call it a day?

PS, I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

When you and your entourage walk across the Philadelphia sports complex parking lots to get somewhere, during winter, you’ve disqualified yourself from NBA star treatment.

Tim Keown’s writing style makes you wonder what percentage of his readers are literate.

There’s a running joke in my own head that Giri Nathan tells people he writes for a lifestyle blog and has no idea Deadspin is a sports site.

You know, I actually found Molly’s shirt more interesting, and the camera should have zoomed in there instead.

It was always fun noticing an Edmonton home game on TV. It always looked darker, like they had half as many lights on as other pro sports arenas in North America.

Everyone get over it, or you’ll get angry?