That cat has more trade value than Jose Calderon.

This would be called a “knuckleball” if feet had knuckles.

My question is, who’s better positioned for 9th place in the East after this trade?

If Dove hires Peyton Manning to endorse their women’s face wash products, I hope it’s Jim Nantz’s face he sits on.

Maybe they can replace helmets with ambulances painted in the teams’ colors.

Chris Paul needs to check the NBA rule book. Last night he thought that most fouls earned would determine the win.

What I learned is that Tim Flannery and Jose Canseco use the same ghost writer, though Canseco is more creative.

I hope Red Sox’ ownership rips off ticket buyers in Russia next time, so Putin can send them on a permanent yacht trip to the gulag.

This is the UK equivalent of academic office hours.

Watch out, the Brodeur jersey might get stuck in a neutral zone trap on the way to the rafters.

What rooting for Andy Dalton feels like for Bengals fans.

You can’t soar with Eagles when you’re surrounded by Tarheels.

If Phil Jackson’s only requirement is you have to be a former Lakers role player, can we get Metta World Peace on the candidate list?

The Best Thing I’ve Herd’s demographic should be summed up as No Your the Moron.

By reporting this, Deadspin is setting itself up to get bought out once Sheldon Adelson realizes there’s an Internet.

The NHL should do all it can to treat concussions, but you still have to give Wideman 20 games or more for attacking a ref from behind.

He takes a perfect angle coming up to the linesman, and his arms have the momentum intended for a big shove. Surprised it’s only 20 games.

Who needs Peyton Manning? Jeff Fisher’s teams bring excitement, and a 7 win ceiling.

I got pushed by 3 guys out of the gate of Citi Field last summer because I asked if I could get a beer, one minute after they stopped serving, and some meathead security guard lost his mind. Be careful at Mets games. The animals are in charge at the zoo.

Springsteen’s story in this song is not that implausible.