I wouldn’t want the 76ers to break my feet either, like they did to Joel Embiid.

“Compared to other World Series winning teams, the Royals overcame significant deficiencies.”

True that moving won’t solve all your problems, but if you’ve spent a lot of time in NYC/NJ and you’re about to start a family, there can be a lot of reasons to move somewhere saner.

In a sense, the market works, because many people realize you never get a good deal on Ticket Exchange so they buy from other sources instead.

I get an amazing deal from SiriusXM. I pay nothing, and I don’t have to listen to Chris Russo’s voice, whether intentionally or landing on his station by accident. I’d have to be paid $100 to click on that Soundcloud link, which should be tested for acid rain, by the way.

If it was at Canoe, that would have made for an awkward elevator ride.

I think Tim Lincecum could revolutionize the long relief role by pitching twice a week at 2 to 3 innings per appearance. But I’m not a professional scout or manager so what do I know?

Not only JFK, but JFK Jr’s plane crash has some questions around it.

Feel like this might be too late - but my guess is that JFK Jr’s plane went down on purpose.

Stop it, man, you’re not a goddamn sheriff. You wouldn’t even want to be. Modern day sheriffs drive around the county dealing with paperwork.

If you were President, and you made it illegal for oil executives to chop people’s limbs off, they’d either chop YOUR limbs off or one of your chartered flights would mysteriously disappear and you’d take a permanent nap off Block Island Sound.

It’s a lot more positive than the sign that said, “If Bobrovsky gives up 3 goals, my dog will die.”

“John Henry and Tom Werner of the Red Sox came out in favor of an NL designated hitter, and those guys are complete asshats who ruin everything they put their hands on, so that’s when we realized we should not make any changes at this time.”

That the US defense industry needs a war every 10 years or so to stay in business, and that we’re due for another one whether it’s Hillary or a Republican that gets elected.

Some would say that a morning talk radio show is the wrong place to put someone with that low an IQ, but programming directors have long decided otherwise.

Hiring Chip Kelly will win the 49ers enough games to be bowl eligible again, while at the same time bringing in proven experience in undermining a problem GM.

Make fun of Kosar’s hard luck if you must, but remember: Don’t kick a Brown when he’s down.

Raise your hand if you’ve already yelled at Peter King on Twitter this morning about this.

560. To distract Andy Reid just enough so that he can’t regain his concentration on the game until dinner time, and thus lose a half-day of game planning.

Can’t wait for the Islanders to miss a game when there’s a Long Island Railroad Delay.