Yaya will take care of Yaya, and Yada will take care of Yada, yada yada yada...

The Chardee MacDennis game from It’s Always Sunny reminded me of Goodell’s NFL. “Want a game that lulls you into a sense of security but then surprises you with constant rule changes?”

Maybe it’s a glitch in the ESPN Phone.

“You’re too old to be yelling!” -looks at the heckler, turns and stares down George Karl, comes back to Kings’ bench.

For everyone’s sake, hope this doesn’t evolve into a Nik Stauskas vs. Kendall Marshall shooting contest.

Don’t reply to things if you misquote and you’re making stuff up. Less dangerous doesn’t equate to not dangerous.

Wrong. Maybe these are “sad, corny-ass losers”, but so are Muslim terrorists overseas. In fact, these right-wing, gun-obsessed terrorists are more dangerous, because they’re in our towns and have a cultural foothold in the US that Islamic terrorists will never have.

Nobody believed in me, that I could give 110%.

Yeah, but eagles are never domesticated easily. They operate on their own terms.

The Triple A’s are also an alias used by the Miami Marlins.

I don’t use social media, and that includes Google, ok.

In the Fox empire, “free market” is taken so literally it includes the sex trade.

Every Albert Burneko “___ Sucks” column.

Following its success with concussions, the NFL is now looking to increase the occurrence of computer eye strain.

Which team are the Donkey Kongs? Cleveland?

Wait, Steve Francis is available? This could be the opportunity James Dolan needs to put Isiah back in charge.

I don’t think he could fit through the doorway in most Village restaurants.

Hello, I am Prince Obasolape from Nigeria, please send me your bank login credentials so I can act as your third party wealth transfer manager.

Let’s see who gets the last laugh. Hint: American Pharaoh, the world’s redeemer - @hollygeddon

Hey, who’s up for some playoff expansion? - The entire NL Central