“You’re welcome.” -Jeff Fisher

Don’t let that Papa John’s guy see this, otherwise we’ll be barraged with ads for a Buffalo Hawaiian pizza, which they don’t have the competence to execute.

Well, Brooklyn-based blogger, they occasionally play these sports in NYC too, but you wouldn’t notice with your head stuck up your ass.

After Ryan Fitzpatrick’s rushing touchdown yesterday, he looked out of it, but then was picked up by a teammate and walked around like it was Weekend at Bernie’s.

Yeah, I can cover one side of the court in four steps too.

Correct use of “whom”.

Couldn’t you just give me a couple hours peace, woman?

I have a tough time even at the driving range. I would have broken her pelvis into a million pieces.

Nice defense by Frank The Mannequin Kaminsky.

Message to US rednecks: by hating soccer almost this much, now you have something major in common with ISIS.

I’d still take Rousey over anyone in ISIS.

In maybe related news, this guy is sick and tired of being sick and tired.

I don’t think he liked that particular brand of beer.

More like Anthony Wronger, am I right? /probably wrong

How about, the Flaming Buccaneer?

It would be spelled Smugpocalypse, not Smugpoclaypse. -Patriots fan

Violence is unfortunate, but there’s something satisfying about seeing New Yorkers getting a beatdown when they bring their attitude outside of the hellhole NY metro area.

Ndamukong Suh is the kind of player that makes everyone around him better (at taking injury-causing cheap shots at opposing quarterbacks).

Maybe we could end the school shootings if teachers had bears.

Beane’s water usage can be described as being on the Kardashev Scale.