It’s ok, the kid’s just building a foundation for what’s to come. -Vin Baker

Hey guys, Green Collar Baseball means keeping the grass green, and giving 110% (of the regional water supply).

What is meant by, a “hole slew of options”?

Can this post be edited to include a photo of the person in charge of the league?

It figures that all these Burneko “____ sucks” columns stem from a frustrating summer job at Yari’s Autonomics.

Good for the Steelers, but they should have lost the game. Why run the wildcat from 7 yards back when you could have done a QB sneak or a running back dive play and still had time for a field goal?

I thought public enemy number 1 in Metsland was Mr. Clean.

Can we get the Washington Bullets team name re-instated? Fuck the Wizards.

Most awkward Draft Kings commercial ever.

The intro section to these columns is similar to Matthew Berry’s Love/Hate columns. Have you considered selling your eternal soul to FanDuel?

I know it doesn’t matter to hockey players from all frozen corners of the world, but Chicago should have made the ceremony twice as long given that the opposing team was New York.

2015 is year of the Bills fans.

Hey Roy, you ever played Fronthand Backhand before?

They weren’t booing, they were saying “hey stop spending like a small-market team when you have the most revenue this side of LA”. OK, they were booing.

This is what ESPN is today.

If they want to be recognized as a band in public, they should wear mariachi suits.

Don’t you bears even study the English language in school?

Here’s all that needs to be said.

If I played for the Jays, this would be my walk-up.

Usually these guys aren’t associated with arson, but last night Josh Scobee set fire to the Steelers’ playoff chances.