fthat
alftime
fthat

If you’re going to do a post on this, why not link to Palin’s blog?

We’d all like Brady to say, I don’t like Trump and he makes ugly shirts, but what can you do?

I assumed you guys were blocked from Whitlock’s Twitter feed (I know, that’s not how this works).

At first glance, it’s hard to tell the difference between UFC and a Jets press conference. No offense intended to UFC.

For more on this, let’s go to Mark Brunell.

Just more evidence that bald guys should wear helmets.

You guys think I’m washed up. But you’re the ones who should get your mouths washed out with soap!

-You really screwed up this time. Go sit in that cinder block cell, with the lights off.

The blue and orange jerseys should contrast well with the black-box style of Barclays Arena. I’m 99% sure I won’t get hunted down by Jay Z’s people for saying this.

While that’s getting figured out, does Eli know that a ten point lead makes it a two-score game?

So it turns out that Matthew Berry has as much credibility as Ashley Madison. Sounds about right.

I’m disappointed in NYPD here. I’m used to seeing teams of them in armor carrying assault rifles.

Disgraceful for ESPN to use Grantland as space for a George W. Bush puff piece. Bill Simmons is rolling in his grave.

As someone who procrastinates and has a hard time making decisions leading up to Christmas, I recommend drunk Christmas shopping for brainstorming purposes.

Can someone ban this guy? “There was only one riot moron”. There’s a new tourism slogan for Baltimore.

Ha, look in the mirror, clown, and watch how you talk to people. Seems like some context is needed when a writer ominously mentions “riot gear” 3 times, while neglecting to mention actual riots that occurred earlier in the year.

“...as the city, just like much of the rest of the country, has suffered through an exceptionally violent summer.”

There’s an old woman with a British accent who’s often on Lexington Avenue in the 50’s in the morning, and I’ve heard she’s been there for years. She’ll accept donations, but she’d probably resist any effort to fix whatever is keeping her from being homeless. The degree to which mental illness affects these people is

When I saw the headline, Chip Kelly cares about Eagles fans, I thought he was going to suggest checking them all into a mental hospital.

Fronthand/Backhand is the best. It’s so dumb but it cracks me up every time. It has great timing.