This suits DC - the city that bestows early lame-duck status. If Nats fans can start overthrowing foreign governments (or at least coups of other MLB GMs), their fan base can finally start developing its own character.

The jerk store called, and they’re running out of Bostick jerseys.

The headline of this post doesn’t make sense. It’s terrible. It would be like “US puts out video of it attacking Chinese military bases” in response to a Call of Duty-type video game, as other posters have pointed out.

Thumbs up! /checks hand

And then Goodell’s lawyer told Judge Berman, “I don’t know, fuck it. It’s like steroids!?”

Hey, hold on guys, ESPN can still appeal this in federal court.

I don’t know, the phone reception is pretty bad. Are we sure this wasn’t Kevin Draper’s parents?

I guess this re-opens the possibility of sources asking:

Spring chickens are usually terrible, really terrible, at pass protection.

Ravens fans make Redskins and Eagles fans look dignified by comparison.

And within a few months he might end up as Finished Cousins.

Berman, offering Goodell a high-five on the way out of the courtroom: “Good job, good effort.”

Better luck next time, Will Smith.

RGIII grew up as a Cowboys fan, right? Imagine getting drafted by your favorite team’s rival, then seeing your career, your health and your reputation getting beaten into the ground. The Redskins, man, what a clusterfuck.

Somebody should make a list of these schools for scholarship recruits’ reference.

I guess the nickname “DangeRuss” comes from giving out risky concussion advice.

Congrats Don Orsillo, my guess is you’re getting promoted from this clown show of a franchise (which owns NESN) to a national audience. And Red Sox fans have another reason to ask for ownership to sell.

For a fun time, ask Curt Schilling on Twitter how his video game business is going. He’ll probably even tell you about the results of the FBI investigation.

If Peter King is the stooge-in-chief at MMQB, what kind of stooge is Robert Klemko?

Bribe them; see, next article.