The Giants are going to snooze through the first 9 games. Then Rip Van Coughlin’s going to wake up when they play the Patriots, starting a run to the Super Bowl. That seems to be the only thing that energizes the Giants every 4 years.
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And if it doesn’t work out, Toronto fans have the Maple Leafs season to look forward to.
Meanwhile, Eddy Curry is being considered as a spokesman for butter coffees at Bulletproof.
The Nationals should offer to negotiate Storen’s future contract on a saves plus holds basis.
Goodell’s mania is impressive, he really wants to Thelma and Louise this thing and drive straight over the cliff.
2 nice things to say about the Bears: 1. Walter Payton was pretty sweet in Tecmo Bowl. 2. Sometimes Jay Cutler does a good job of tackling after he throws interceptions.
They’re not sparing him from leaving Yelp reviews on his dentist’s office.
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According to Russians, this guy is the most interesting man in the world.
See, why didn’t Junior Galette get to do a press conference like this?
But there’s an implied aspect of the agreement. Which is, we’re going to tell you if you get traded, unless you get traded to Canada, in which case go get your passport and take your complaints to US Border Patrol.
You have to admit, mutes are pretty stubborn. Why don’t they just say something?
He talked in circles for about 10 minutes. Didn’t sound apologetic.
That mascot looks like the sandwich I had yesterday at Chik-Fil-A.
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I heard they were banned from moving to Portland because federal law enforcement didn’t trust Raiders fans with chainsaws.
Aubrey Plaza asks a dinosaur, “Are you serious?”
Did you know Michael J. Fox spent 6 weeks learning how to dunk, in preparation for Teen Wolf?
What kind of #*@%0^* uses guns instead of a garlic press?
So, maybe you should stay away from Cooperstown this weekend.