I thought the Matt Leinart Foundation was some kind of sex offender awareness organization.
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Mr. Ley, where are you from? It must be a great place that raises quality people.
Ha, that was an error in how I worded it. I meant, like a likeable version of A-Rod. Was hoping nobody would be a troll about it, but good job buddy!
DeMarcus Cousins would be a likeable villain to make the Lakers fun to root against. Like an A-Rod, but only capable of “keeping it real”.
I’ve done my job and I’m here. But that ball’s 6 feet over my head, so enjoy my half-jump into the wall. -Jose Bautista
The alligator took revenge on humanity by letting this guy go.
Clinton Portis will still be able to buy automobiles at Eastern Motors, albeit at a higher interest rate.
Once you start blaming your problems on Sandra Bullock, you’ve lost your way.
Pro-Qatar propaganda, Baghdad Bob-style: “Qatar gave the contractors a real lesson today. Heavy doesn’t enough describe the number of casualties we have inflicted” or “Some of the contractors have fled. We have them on the run. The cowardice of these contractors, it is amazing really, we had not anticipated this.”
The delay should give North Korea some time to up their offer.
Also UConn rivals: The entire ACC for leaving them out of the conference they should be in.
Albert Burneko’s a hard guy to impress. Bill Simmons sucks, the Hawks suck, let’s all aim higher people.
Did anyone really have an issue with Riley Curry other than a few ESPN debate fosterers?
He was warning Jim Tomsula in case he was living in a van in Houston during the offseason.
All along, Socrates’ Allegory of the Cave was just a way to make fun of Phillies fans.
“I’m just glad to be back in the NBA and out of that alien league.”
We’re also getting to the point in the season where the Mets soil themselves everyday.
So, this column happened. Deadspin must be proud of this work.
Haven’t been able to find a photo or video, but the guy in center field who delayed the Giants-Astros game with his scooter lights last night was pretty great.
Grigson was so focused on waiting for the Wells report, that the Colts will fielding ham sandwiches for a defense next season.