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This isn’t an NFL report, it’s a Farrelly brothers script.

Nice job ESPN, maybe you and Stephen A. can get some riots started in Philadelphia.

I was worried that this story would get buried by late in the day, but I trust James Dolan’s ability to keep this news afloat.

Now we know how Redskins fans spend their wait time when calling into radio shows.

“Yeah, try that in 2016, or 2018, or 2020, and see what happens.”

Normally, an open-for-business Pizza Bolis is a sign of these troubled times.

Everyone knows Jimmy Johnson was overrated. Do the opposite of the Herschel Walker trade, and trade everybody for Adrian Peterson.

On the plus side, free seats if you’re an actual oriole.

If the Eagles were buying low, let’s give the Dolphins credit for selling high.

Your turn, Bleacher Report. How about a slideshow of MLB players with drug problems who deserve to die?

The Celtics don’t have an enforcer, we just have the clumsiest 7 footer.

Untrue Hops - the IPA made by Benedict Arnold Brewing Co.

Fortunately there isn’t a Serbian word for jabroni.

This reminds me I need to check on an investment with Lehman Brothers.

“Rondo’s always been a cranky guy who can’t really shoot...” Wilford Brimley’s turning over in his grave watching Rondo’s performance yesterday.

Shouldn’t the city of Santa Clara be giving the 49ers cash, and new parking lots? I thought that was how this works.

How stupid does Bryan Price think Reds fans are?

Just say thank you that we didn’t opt for an ice surface and be on your way. - Toronto Blue Jays

On his way out of the building, Chiarelli gave each TD Garden usher a $50 tip.

I’ll reserve judgment until Mike Florio weighs in on what this means for the Patriots’ legacy.