The Browns have rebranded themselves as an Arena League team.

What makes this typical of New York is that after throwing the baseball at those people, none of those goons gives a fuck.

And Citizens Bank Park is continuing to mock Phillies ticketholders by not allowing hard liquor to be brought to seating areas, putting them behind a lot of other teams.

I could see A-Rod as a scout that leaks evaluations to baseball writers, and then it would be left to readers to figure out if it's disinformation or not. His Gregorious praise could go either way.

Since we didn't have cameras in any of the four corners of the room, or on the goal line, we'll never know if Belichick used profane language or not.

Around two weeks ago, my Twitter account was accessed by someone else, a guy I like to call "Riverboat Jarred".

Come on, Jets. That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

For Cowherd to get a suspension, he'd have to say, "I like Oregon. It has very few black people, and you never see Roger Goodell there."

Simon Fraser

Head trauma experience is a requirement for the 49ers coaching staff this year.

I don't have a joke to write here. How about, knock knock, what? What kind of sociopath steals meat from a supermarket.

Maybe the old guys are just farsighted.

A true Met takes his lunch to the field and gives it away to the opponent.

Bill O'Brien: "Andre, don't take it personally. Our whole offense is projected to put up terrible numbers next season."

I'd like that scout to explain the first rule of thermodynamics.

The only Twitter feed better than Norm MacDonald's is, you guessed it, Frank Stallone's.

But the Suns undermined their own leverage by becoming overstocked at PG in the first place. Kind of how the Celtics did by drafting a PG when they had Rondo (and apparently brainwashing Rondo in forgetting how to shoot free throws).

Man, people in the 1920's could read super-fast.

This seems like a Browns' plot to taint Mariota to the point where they can draft him in a later round.

Filed under "ADD in adults; problems with eye contact; Dolan, James."