Belichick understood what the Seahawks were trying to do there, and he's the greatest coach of all time. So what's the problem?

Autocrat coffee syrup is much thinner than Hershey's chocolate syrup. It's like a boiled-down, sweetened coffee liquid. I have no idea why Hershey's is so thick. I wonder how the coffee syrup is incorporated during the brewing.

Had always thought the win went to the first eligible pitcher to hold a lead after the 5th inning has been completed. This is more mind-blowing than finding out Columbus didn't cross the Atlantic because of a love of geography.

Raise your hand if you came to the same realization this morning on the Simmons/Rose 76er's preview.

Promotion and relegation sound less appealing when coming from a German.

Did he steal the runs the Red Sox were supposed to score last year?

Were there any winners in the under $50 category?

Were there any winners in the under $50 category?

How does Tom Coughlin take his oatmeal?

Can Fox and Friends comment on why Janay Palmer would have been safer on the stairs than in the elevator?

There is no doubt that Colin Cowherd is working Levenson's ideas into his future rants.

Hope she's sent to the Awkward Situation Room to think about what she said.

I wonder if the QB from the Scottish team has a Tebow jersey at home.

They're also going to play this season on bicycles, putting their offensive and defensive lines at a significant disadvantage.

Should've asked for an OJ Simpson swiss army knife.

Not yet, right? Maybe ESPN and First Take want Stephen A to give a visual demonstration to capitalize on the buzz they're getting.

Remote control-powered boat courtesy of Radio Shack.

Man, that guy's really hesitant to spot up and shoot.

Jerseys looking fresh, basketballs inflated, let's not overlook the job Anthony Bennett is doing as equipment manager either.

Belichick: Take any evidence down from myface, yourface, instantface, any of that stuff.

The nightmare fuel tag's been retired?