Jeff Van Gundy could do a much better job explaining what's going on in the bible, and he might not even be Christian.

Man, Guillermo's gotten tall.

Hilarious when Mike tells the guy "you have an enlightened viewpoint."

And now they've lost MLB, NBA and soon college football. Pretty much FIFA, Madden, NHL and maybe golf.

Bill Simmons probably even has a theory on the career ceiling potential for people who have been trolling him for years.

Dickey aspires to be the next Mike Lupica.

Go ahead and unstar everybody else who was confused by the Heyman post. I got the star from Leitch, now I'm having it removed by an intern. Way to deal with people who have been reading this site for the last few years. Grow a spine and a sense of humor that makes sense to people, hack.

Ha, I don't know. You tell me. I guess it was "comedy".

Some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believer that our education, such as in South Africa, and Iraq, such as, so we think West Virginia is a good fit for the Big 12.

+1 sighting of Alaska from the backyard

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Uh, nice post. This is coming from the same guy who said Jon Heyman was living in luxury because he spent money on a taxi from SFO airport.

When you're older, you'll be trying to dodge Valentine's Day. It's a women's holiday.

Levels of homelessness:

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First Manning took too big a share of the Colts' salary cap, now his plan is to bankrupt Medicare.

Todd Haley then made Bill Belichick his role model, not by studying Belichick's coaching methods, but by staring at this poster 3 hours a day.

If saying Nissan Versas are low quality makes you a rich person, then I guess I'm a billionaire.

This girl's not a keeper. If she's a Patriots fan, give the money to Bernard Pollard and see what he can do.

Even this shows more integrity than interviewing the ETrade baby.