Should have been you, Don Cherry.

Hey, at least there are some house-trained Philadelphians.

The actual manager of that Papa John's? Joe Amendola.

Canadian fights look like PSA commercials.

These must be Cowherd's listeners.

Checks list, takes a few steps back, throws mug at computer, misses and breaks window.

Given Lin's skills, 2.6 ppg in 9 minutes are lucky numbers.

+1

They used Betty White to illustrate that the Falcons offense is as feeble as an 89 year old woman.

It's sad to see Charles Barkley taking Skip Bayless this seriously.

Just because you're the Isiah Thomas of tanking it doesn't make you a winner.

Driving with three tires does not constitute a pre-emptive penalty kill when it comes to drunk driving.

Even if he cites the Buffalo Bills as his mentor and even if he's going to Kansas for family reasons when his family's in Florida, he still makes more sense than Todd Haley.

Other Dan Gilbert purchases that fell short of expectations:

All this time, nobody suspected Isiah Thomas was acting as a double agent for the small-market teams.

Once Rick Perry ran for president, people started confusing concussion symptoms with being from Texas.

"I can't think of anything good to say about this tequila, so I'm going to stare at the camera now."

I'm holding off from voting, in case Lou Reed and Metallica put out a Christmas song.

They should add a school from Nevada to facilitate these stupid weddings.

John Wallace learned his post-up moves trying to avoid her grasp.