Well then, I'm sold!

I'll reserve judgment until Dan Shaughnessy weighs in.

The end of the NBA lockout opens up opportunities for Morrison, mostly in the Turkish league.

There's the Hall of Fame, Jim Kaat's Hall of Enjoyment, and then A-Rod's Hall of Mirrors and Minotaur Paintings.

Who's happier about the season-ending collarbone injury, Matt Leinart or Texans fans?

What's this, a Bleacher Report audition?

There's also a call from Andy Reid where he asked if she could change the Eagles' record, and then, his sons' criminal records.

Good thing, it was starting to look like LeBron was ready to join the owners' side.

Where does Taricani get his story ideas? By standing on the side of the highway.

The "Bow Tie Cause" isn't a Sandusky-related charity, is it?

Also leaving Grantland: Lane Bryant, to pursue other editing, no, eating opportunities.

+1

In his next interview, Amendola plans to get Sandusky on the phone and discuss how many more people might be pressing charges.

Julian Edelman gives the Patriots a fighting chance, as long it's against women, or Kansas City Chiefs.

How was the prosciutto?

It's called paternity, Pitino! Get with the program.

"Who says we Canadians can't be edgy, we're talking about ripping fabric here."

She misunderstood. When Omar Minaya said Benson was "past the expiration date, and wasn't that great to begin with", he was referring to Kris.

And if he gets any closer to DC he'll get arrested for shooting at the White House.

And they respond, "being part of the banned was the best part of our fall semester."