Seriously, there haven't been any good role models among coaches since Herm Edwards retired.

That was kind of a convoluted comeback by Norv, but I'm sure the Chargers' usual underachievement has nothing to do with his communication.

This is a funny parody of a Slate article.

Brandon Marshall has asked if he can qualify based on what he accomplishes during the Jets game.

Hastily assembled...low salaries...Reds...sounds about right.

I thought the Jordan plan was take the 2011-2012 projected revenues if there were a season, go to the table, and put it on black.

The first obscenity can be explained as Wisconsin's average diet, and the second is just the standard greeting of Scott Walker voters.

Wow, LeBron really made Tony Sparano look like an incompetent coach out there.

Twatster was the worst technology stock I ever purchased.

That wasn't a pass, Rondo just has really bad shooting form.

I'll bet his actual quote was, "Fuck the Jets, let them sign Tiki"

Sure Tim Wakefield, Red Sox fans want to see you make another 50 or so starts so you can get your 8 wins. Especially fans with outfield seats who can take home souvenirs.

That was a swell catch, maybe Coughlin won't be grouchy about this loss. You win some, you lose some, right?

It's the last game of Week 1 and starting at 10:25pm ET on a Monday, so that game got a skeleton crew.

Oktoberfest feels like an event that takes place between August and December, but Joe defies anyone to pinpoint it or predict how it will perform on paper.

I'm baffled as to why Old Spice gave Manny an endorsement deal.

Plaxico is mad that nobody is asking how Cowherd is doing.

This is by far the most embarrassing thing to happen to Waco, Texas.

I don't care what anyone says, this man has more dignity than Howard Schultz.

It didn't take long for Eric Mangini to make his impact, and not just on the furniture.