Todd Haley is the kind of guy who would listen to JD and the Straight Shot.

Tebow would be even lower but the Broncos have held off from signing this guy [images.google.com]

I would say that Cowherd's trying to get the Abercrombie-type of offer to not eat their food, but he has the self-awareness of Kim Jong-Il.

Hey, Andrew Luck isn't just going to draft himself.

The formula for the Philadelphia Eagles to win a Super Bowl is to have a quarterback who's smarter than Andy Reid, so Michael Vick needs to put his Virginia Tech "education" to use.

Come on, Kathy Griffin was infertile like ten years ago already.

That show was great. Whoever's running Comedy Central must have some meth addict kid who prefers to watch horrendous animated series instead.

"I've always wanted to play in the southern hemisphere."

+1

What do you need a real name for if you live in Canada? What's the point?

Including Peter King.

If that signoff is correct, grantland is in even worse shape than I thought.

What does "Taking a Sheet on Cleveland" even mean?

HRC's advertising strategy is more discombobulated than Tim Tebow's throwing motion.

I saw an article on how the Bills envision Brad Smith running for 60 yards on one play and throwing for 60 yards the next, a good reminder that you can write anything before the season starts, even if the field is only 100 yards long.

What do you have against vacuums?

Hey, that's offensive to Luddites. At least they're principled.

When he needed to focus, Isiah Thomas would stand on a table with secretaries huddled underneath, to "take it up a notch - because you're on bitches."

If you think Kosuke Delhomme is crazy, wait until you meet Ichiro Vince Young.

I understand having to leave after the second rain delay. The short bus leaves at 11pm sharp, and Fred the bus driver does NOT wait for stragglers.