Ovechkin's paying homage to the Verizon Center neighborhood and DC's homeless.

"Of course you will get your shirt back, though other fans were happy to give gifts to Robbie you unappreciative bastard."

Looks like this Rickets guy could use a little Tarvaris Jackson in his life.

The belligerent antithesis must be that thing that keeps the defenses from working properly.

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Couldn't agree more, Stephen A. was totally reasonable a few months back when he said Donnie Walsh should be fired if he didn't give up the whole Knicks roster for Carmelo Anthony.

Damn it Miller, if you had worn that "I'm With Stupid" tshirt during a Sunday broadcast you could have made it easier for ESPN to keep you.

This year's Tour de France is developing worse than Larry Summers' standup routine.

Oakland Raiders official: "An open mind means an open mind as to sharing a facility with the 49ers. Not an open mind as to assisting Al Davis manage his bodily functions, as Raiders employees at every level are too often expected to do."

Did Grantland Rice refuse to give insight into what things happened or why, because the Donnie Walsh "exclusive" contained nothing newsworthy.

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If nobody is granted land as result of this website, I don't see how the venture is anything but a disappointment.

I think a worse omen would be, "I'm starting a business with Colin Cowherd."

They might not find the culprit, but "cross-eyed Justin Timberlake" could become the new face of Kentucky tourism.

Not pictured: Marbury in the kitchen, preparing three bowls of Vaseline.

When the kid gets old enough, he should change his name to something of his own choosing. And then only address his dad as "Tressel", and not acknowledge him as his father.

Good choice to not add Gloria Allred in the ad, that lady is not helpful at all.

Even Steve Phillips' clones wouldn't say something that stupid.

Why stick your head in the sand, when you can put on a mascot helmet? -Lee Corso

"Why didn't we break this story?" - The only potentially useful comment that could come from an ESPN analyst.