Put it this way, Ohio will not likely be assigning its public libraries to Leaders and Legends divisions.

Next time, I suggest hiring an agent.

There's a time and a place. If I'm in DC or NY taking the subway at rush hour and everyone's in business/work clothes, I don't want the hick tourist with shorts above his knees taking the seat next to me. The seats are too small.

Awesome, when you want to know the musical taste of a 16 year old trapped in a 26 year old's body, you can check who LeBron's hanging out with that week.

He arrived at the $400,000 figure by calculating the expected lifetime income of a hipster in Portland, Oregon and multiplying by 1.5.

Tiki was right, in that Anne Frank symbolized all that was right and good in the world, and he represents the opposite.

If you can dodge a shoe, you can dodge a foul ball.

Kim Kardashian, Alfred Nobel, and Benjamin Netanyahu.

Baseball manager/umpire fights should have the same guidelines as hockey.

I wouldn't put much into that kid's college fund. -Fred Wilpon

You've got to open the visor when you're wearing the suit of armor, that's why it's night in there Jose.

See, Ray Lewis was right.

+1

In the next episode, the Omaha Nighthawks go to a soup kitchen. Not for charity purposes.

He looks like the bad guy from Ghostbusters 2.

So it was good-natured - see, the genius of Kahn is that he didn't want the first pick.

Kahn later said, "if that kid is sick, then Darko Milicic is Chris Webber."

Applicants have been scared off by the employer reviews posted by Whitlock's furniture.

+1

Ainge: I'm not sure what our roster will look like in 2012, or beyond. We need to see if Kevin McHale gets another GM position, and go from there.