Nobody should take life lessons from someone who acknowledges Skip Bayless as a credible human.

They assumed that taking on a police officer was like playing against the Little Sisters of the Poor.

There you have it, Sepp Blatter sees himself as the head of a pyramid scheme. He's not just in it for the bribes, he's got bigger plans.

Hope it's one of the MSNBC ones.

Maybe cooking at home would help Mariotti relax, he seems to have trouble when he goes out to eat.

Following Tom Crean's statement, police should look at Traylor's hook shot as one of the suspects.

Signed,

That's where they got the idea of replacing the NHL with Nascar.

Dan Snyder's next target for alleged anti-Semitism: Washington Jewish Week

I can't follow a league that has Rick Reilly as commissioner.

He's not quick enough for the cue cards - next time he should post them up.

He could've said, "Doesn't matter man, I know Matt Barnes and Steve Blake got us covered", but he didn't want people to think he was crazy.

"We got a big game tomorrow, because those punk Mavericks might start something to get me suspended into 2013."

You can't spell "on parole" without Elon

"Now David Ortiz is only hitting against left-handed pitching, so you tell me how I'm supposed to make sense of anything and make decisions."

Wow, two Mike Greenberg posts in one evening.

Like postmodern art, David Carr's career only makes sense if you consider him as a postmodern quarterback.

Hey, come on! Don't write about the damn thing, you'll jinx it.

"I am not responsible for service requests, tell to Balki Bartokomous."

Those silver Italian Championship Cups aren't trophies, they're over-the-hill New Jersey prostitutes. They're over with the concierge behind the curtain.