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Nothin but bin Laden on TV, maybe I'll go out and toss the football around. NFL beat writers, y'all are welcome to stop by. @BFavre4

It could have been worse, they almost had Herm Edwards dress up as the Herminator and confront Ingram saying "Mark, I am your father."

"And It Stoned Manny" - Van Morrison

Kim Jong Il is the ultimate "Nobody believes in us" guy.

This is a Michael Lapayower-level of incompetence.

I'm not saying this guy is a rube, but he thinks "wife of Baltimore Orioles trainer" is a position of nonpartisan public trust.

You'd think everyone was aware that the lockout was a transparent cash grab by the NFL owners, but assuming makes a jerk out of people.

There are more Arcade Fire fans that hate hipsters than there are White Sox fans.

It should only take a few hundred thousand dollars in additional revenues to pay for the lawsuit, so it's a win-win for the fans.

I guess I just took from the article that most of the Orioles are too mature to point out to Luke Scott that there's something mentally wrong with him. More like a shrug the shoulders and pity the guy kind of approach.

How dare these MLB players get along despite not living up to professional writers' standards of political correctness.

I'd like to thank the NBA Network and TNT for letting me follow the box scores during the game. Maybe it's not as good as being able to watch the games online, but the numbers really stir the imagination.

NFL owners proposed a cover with football players standing outside an unemployment office with Jerry Richardson driving by in a luxury car.

ESPN lets Herm Edwards do these interviews as well, except they have janitors and parking attendants pretend to be NFL prospects, and Herm doesn't notice the difference.

I work for KFC and I'm going to fry you. Or microwave, or whatever.

In a better era, he could have escaped by steamboat. Or with a better ERA, he could have afforded to make the purchase.

After the game? Applebee's.

Should have asked if he was bringing any good cookie recipes to Good Morning America, or if he had any summer fashion tips.

Bonus points if there are any Detroit Lions fans who had bad luck with the Martingale theory.