That stupid Rotovirus site convinced me to take Ryan Mathews in the first round of my fantasy football draft last year.

On Thursday's Colin Cowherd show, "Why can't more universities be like BYU?"

In the link it mentions that she was upset at female Phillies fans giving Madson their number in front of her. Being from Philadelphia, they probably gave Madson their numbers in belch form.

Hey NBA scouts - Jimmer Fredette can't handle the pressure of living in Provo, Utah. Either that's a red flag, or this kid is a freaking genius who has figured out a way to avoid dealing with the kind of people who choose to live in Provo, Utah.

That dolphin's got some moves.

Wasn't it Dodgers fans who beat up a Giants fan? She should be more worried about the fact that she lives in or near LA.

I won't watch GMA for the Sterger interview. I'll watch for Stephanopoulos' oatmeal cookie recipe.

He's the kind of guy who when he sits next to you at a ballgame, you think, "I knew I should have paid for better tickets."

At least we know he won't have any kids who are embarrassed by this video.

I didn't know Rick James and LeBron James were brothers.

Do you have to listen to people write about boxing, because that could be kind of hard to listen to.

His name at birth was Fred, but changed it because he really admired Paul Molitor's hustle.

Well who are you, Martha Stewart?

Regret? Hell, he tells that story a couple times a month.

Maybe he's not looking forward to branding his new wife with a hot iron, as required by Texas law.

- Thus ends a foray into topical data security breach humor.

The Red Sox were supposed to play in Cleveland tonight, but they didn't show up either.

Dear Panthinaikos BC ticket customer,

You know better Denny, you almost got killed!

There's also a picture of Rob Dibble with the caption, "Hey you, grow a pair"