@Phintastic: Now you know why they had to overpay Rafael Soriano.

"by the Yankee bull pen"

All Snyder is saying is that he's a popular owner, the city of DC respects what he's done for the organization and the fans, and that anyone who draws a picture of him is an anti-Semite. Completely reasonable.

"Or is it the wealthiest team with the biggest stadium in the biggest state?"

Is the idea of Cowherd's show to size up the listeners as underemployed white deadbeats that the square community doesn't give a shit about, and really explore the space for what connects with them, or are there people at ESPN who really aren't aware that Cowherd's existence gives the network a black eye?

@Walk Off HBP: Nantz is diabolically bland.

If you stay out late in Dallas, you don't have to stop at toll booths in the morning. "[www.youtube.com]

Reminds me of a Jud Buechler-like ability to put up trillions.

Thanks Lizzie for giving insight into the mind of someone who does things completely backwards for what she is trying to accomplish.

@Lady Pha Pha: A Lenny Dykstra financial tips column might be insightful

"Ottawa: Gateway to Siberia" would make a good tourism slogan for American media markets.

Seems like the letter would carry more weight if it was in Comic Sans font.

@Feetsthss: +1 Italian stereotype

@WashingtonForeskins: And Erick Aybar will spend the next few months waiting on second base, out of fear he'll never reach first again.

Each player on the battlefield fights for that inch. Each play is a fight for life and death. Even though on the very next play Jay Cutler may throw a soul-crushing interception.

@UweBollocks: The eyes make the picture.

@Gottliebs Cards: I think the question you need to ask yourself, is, had the dog been driving the car and hit you as a pedestrian, do you think the dog would have stopped to check up on you? I doubt it.

"Well I don't have a computer, and I couldn't read the Berry and Karabell columns. So I had one advantage there."

INS should be taking a closer look at Novitsky, because the dude's clearly an alien.

@Norm_De_Plume: +1