In my country, we would deal with Nuggets like we did with Chechnya. But Obama is scaredy cat compared with brave Putin.

I've been trying to figure out how to copy Jim Rome's speech patterns, and Dusenberry's random use of periods appears to be a breakthrough in my research.

@SavetoFavorites: I'm guessing 36.8% pride, 63.2% nausea

@IronMikeGallego: I don't think either team is a given, so I went with the over at 44. And a prop bet that Buck/Aikman would be even worse to listen to than Dierdorf.

It's too bad Brazil hasn't invented a rubber backboard yet.

Tim Tebow's childhood signature was just a line of lower-cased t's.

There's a chance that this is just a REALLY convoluted Les Miles plot to get the Michigan job.

@BuDaMan: I believe the answer is, Rex Ryan.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: If they brought Rasheed back, they'd be replacing Semih Erden with Semi-Urgent.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Joking about killing hobos might hit a little too close to home for George Lopez.

@All Over But The Sharting: The Big Lebowski

@Walk Off HBP: Yeah, there's this recurring John Salley feature that's kind of annoying.

Fox's injury timeout music is jazzy, somber.

@Always Winning: And then we'll follow it with a shot of Cletus the robot jumping up and down!

@SavetoFavorites: Rex Ryan's favorite player

@NordoftheBlings: "There's the eyes, there's the eyes...even when Drew Brees is scrambling, he's always looking." What the fuck?

Mayock, if NBC needed arrogant clowns, they would've kept Tiki Barber.

Besides saying great column by Jackson, I'd like to ask Goodell if Brian St. Pierre's making a start this season taught him that an 18 game season is not meant to be.

Where can I buy tickets for the John Salley Reality Tour?

I just have to prepare and be ready for this weekend's game against the Saints, I can't be looking ahead to the next week or to my 3-13 record leading the team next year.