Of course Roethlisberger would get engaged to some chick whose photo looks like the kind used in a missing person's alert.

I don't know what's more disturbing to have at the top of the Deadspin page every day - Brett Favre's hands or Mrs. Ryan's feet

Seattle fans are starting to think they might have a coach controversy.

@Boothwilkes John: Also, they wrote "head this warning" instead of "heed this warning" - this doesn't seem to be the most professionally written document.

It's kind of obvious Belichick was in on the joke, or at least he's trying not to laugh at the host. Belichick probably even chose the background music.

@Skating Tomato: Ah, before posting the comment I checked the last two-three days of Deadspin to see if there was anything on this. I didn't get as far as Dec. 29.

Did the Vikings violate the Rooney rule by hiring Frazier? Because I thought the rule requires teams to interview at least one minority candidate who's not going to be hired.

If voting on a Seattle Times poll makes you a Seattle citizen, I'll have to remember not to take that poll "Kim Jong Il - great North Korean leader, or greatest North Korean leader?"

As a result of being given gas money, he's probably going to be ineligible to play football at the NCAA level.

I still don't understand how you feature this guy trashing other people's books and then we're supposed to enjoy his writing. It would be like someone pointing out how ridiculous Mormonism is and then handing you a Branch Davidian pamphlet.

Maybe she was taking it to help stay awake during women's basketball games.

@JohnKruksLastNut: Maybe Millen knew what he was doing - historically he has a record of seeing what kind of shit he can get away with without getting fired.

Goddamnit, I'm just trying to improve the public's perception of this franchise. The guido charms of our fanbase isn't doing it. The New Jersey location isn't doing it. God knows this franchise's playoff track record isn't getting us anywhere. And you know what? You think this fetish is bad, this is just the tip…

@gulag: How about, 80's Revlon model

Now that Comcast owns NBC, can I get a cable package that doesn't include Bob Costas?

Tom Coughlin bases most of his actions on the principle "What would Andy Rooney do"

@CowboyRob: His side of the story doesn't help his cause. There's no place for that in amateur/youth sports, and if he's concerned about the team's performance adversely affecting his son's career, maybe he should invest in training or put him in a hockey camp.

Portis: "Unless you are the owner of the team, and he is still a grown man,"

Why couldn't Rex have mentioned this when he was comparing his wife to Gisele Bundchen - "oh yeah, well my wife makes foot fetish videos".

Yeah, but can they do that eight weeks in a row, in slow motion, with Explosions in the Sky music in the background like that team from Friday Night Lights?