He's just having fun, sexually harassing, and bringing down organizations. He's like a kid out there, if it was some delinquent Isiah Thomas-like kid.

If you think the Eagles have a lot of points now, wait til they start kicking field goals.

@AirBratz23: Maybe he was watching George Lopez on DVR

Is Petchesky referring to the national media, or specific fans in Cleveland? I'm guessing the former. But it really sticks in my craw that there is a Superior Ave. in Cleveland. Why do they think their Superior Ave. is superior to the avenues that other people live on? Self-important jerks.

@FavreFAIL: My understanding is that Oklahoma is OK, but CT is for Connecticut. The NJ comment was a gratuitous cheap shot, so my apologies to those from that state of "gardens".

NY-area residency required, NJ residency an automatic disqualification.

@bevraj of choice: I guess that law firm doesn't run on ethanol.

I like the part where Concussion Steve looks at Matt Millen and seems to be thinking, 'who's this guy?'

Thanks for the breaking this major scandal Woodward, obviously this "scoop" is worth a late nomination for SHOTY.

Actually I was planning on remaining indifferent to Taylor Swift, with an aversion to Volkswagen products.

They're letting a team from Texas into the Big East? That's not even a state yet. -Joe Paterno

You have to admit, it's not a bad Chris Henry impression.

La Flama Negra deserves more respects from the umpires than that

First they're going to contact Salisbury's legal team to compare notes.

"...could we somehow involve another bloated, self-important New York institution?"

I want to see this followed up with a post from the Nazi Shark about why people should root for Nazis.

I think Eli could use a hug from Jose Canseco.

@Armen Tamzarian: Another idea involves the NYPD, a bat with a Yankees logo, and a re-enactment of the Louima incident.

"If he was a football player, I hope he had good insurance 'cause we're sure as hell not paying for his injuries." -Roger Goodell

I never thought I could see Hades until I looked into the eyes of Brutus.