Might have a better chance of finding her if her sketch artist adds Zubaz pants

"Nice game plane"

After beating Gerald Ford's corpse by a score of 3-2, the North Korean national soccer team credited the victory to their great leader Kim Jong Il.

Don't feel bad for that character because he's from Cleveland, have pity for what an awful job the writers did.

The joke is on MLB. They'll never find my video of calling Bud Selig an incompetent curmudgeon who's running the sport into the ground.

The girl who kicked in the column obviously didn't grow up with a father around, and she looked kind of dark-skinned too. -Colin Cowherd

Fall 2010

The Cowboys are so bad they should be getting fines for their opponents' hits.

Morgan didn't see the ratings numbers, but it felt like enough people were watching the games.

Now we find out if ESPN thought Wade Phillips was enough of a failure to earn a spot next to Matt Millen.

I thought the title meant that other people had given up on writing a game-by-game diary of the Miami Heat.

He was going as this guy

My comment to LeBron James about being a punk sidekick was in fact that he likes the Ramones and he follows commands well from Dwyane Wade.

@HerrKrinkle: Die Sportseite ist nur für Sportgeschichten!

I didn't mind Delonte West on the Celtics when we had the option to trade him to Seattle for Ray Allen, but Seattle's not around any more.

@Always Winning: I think Tim Donaghy is alive and well, or at least the spirit of Tim Donaghy. I was referring to the Hawks-Sixers game, Hawks favored by 3.5. Atlanta led by 10+ for most of the game, then after some shady calls at the end of the 4th quarter, won by 3.

NBA refs are already in mid-season form when it comes to fixing outcomes vs. the spread

Have no fear Liverpool, you will soon enjoy the EPL equivalent to Mike Cameron.

Now I get why Chad Henne threw 3 INT's to the Patriots.

His intimidating presence prevented anyone from telling him to knock it off.