A lot of empty seats in the lower levels. Big, comfortable, empty seats.

If baserunners wearing jackets is wrong, then I don't want to be Jewish - Gregg Easterbrook

Monday Night Football is always on at the same time on the same channel. Having to look up a baseball game's start time and find TBS is probably enough to explain the ratings. Plus I was busy gambling on an NBA preseason game.

LeBron doesn't seem like a guy who's up on current events, but his appearances are as staged as Kim Jong Il's.

I'd like to add to Drew's suggestion and see every Steelers fan required to wear a sign that says either a) Fuckface; or B) Pro-rapist

@AlbertIngallsThugLife: +1

It just looks like they pillaged a Dunder Mifflin supply room.

Ways to earn a beating in New York:

Objects in Brett Favre's closet:

He should call another meeting later to apologize for taking up his teammates' time with the prior meeting.

I'm keeping my mind open until Stu Scott weighs in on this.

After tonight Jay Bruce might need to adopt another identity...I suggest something inconspicuous, like Bruce Jay.

Obviously the umpire was color-blind.

I don't even know what the anger in this post is directed at - most Patriots fans appreciated Randy Moss and Tommy from Quinzee is just a fictional character by someone who doesn't know anything about New England.

I'm surprised Joe Morgan doesn't live in Florida, you can believe in all kinds of crazy things there.

If Twins fans are the retarded, in-bred cousins of Packers fans, then Packers and Vikings fans are related?

@Rainbow Bright: Coal miner?

"Anything anti-logic", Joe Morgan says, "is full of logic."

Doug Gottlieb is as painfully self-unaware as The Herminator.

Once you take the DVOA into account, and the fact that it's Duke, the findings are irrelevant anyway.