Watch out Mariotti, the Herminator's coming up behind you.

It was about time for LeBron to call out Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley on their racism.

Good to see ESPN taking the humiliation of Herm Edwards to a new level.

That was a good parody of a Ken Burns narrative.

And when the monkeys get too aggressive, they'll toss in some more snakes.

With a heavy dose of coverage of Miami Heat training camp, which is appropriate because LeBron is a woman.

Maybe instead of a live Q&A he can answer all the questions that Sarah Silverman didn't get around to.

Does Mike Singletary keeps track of the score, or just who's hitting better?

I believe the legal term for the type of lawyer Jose's lo0king for is pro-bonehead, but close enough.

Asking why sportswriters hate facts is one of those questions that will always remain a mystery, like why do the Cubs suck, or why didn't Mitch Albom grow into an adult.

Hat Guy sounds like a nickname Jon Gruden came up with.

@Phintastic: You can almost picture Kornheiser saying, "And, here comes Mr. Meatloaf"

Bill Simmons puts on a tie like a blind man.

@skahammer: Maybe her voicemail threatening legal action was just harmless fun. It was fairly hilarious. "I had the video set so that it could not be shared...it could not be invented on other websites."

Canadian Senior wrote a formal letter, and then Canadian Junior went to Toronto and burnt someone's house down.

If Alexia Fortunato was getting Facebook-stalked by Manny, I think the two of them would hit it off.

I think it's safe to rule out Skip Bayless.

Patriots fans wish they had highway access from the stadium...like Jets fans.

Jay Mariotti could learn from these examples.

Phil Simms has to do AFC games until he gets the hang of pronouncing "New Orleans".