I'm killing you. But unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat, so it's going to take a while.

You know shit's getting damn serious when it gets posted on Why Frog?.com.

Daulerio has gone out in search of the low end of the whore pole.

So Glenn Beck is pulling a Borat, and Tony LaRussa is the Maryland driving instructor.

Maybe by then they will have come up with a real team name.

Rob Dibble thinks he needs to suck it up and turn 21 already.

@Big_Sloppy: "the war" = late 90's Trail Blazers era?

AJD: Would you like me to tell you who leaked the documents to us?

Can Isiah be re-inducted?

A graduate of the Tom DeLay school of mugshots, apparently.

Obviously not enough of the guys were 8's and 9's to Cowley's liking.

I feel bad for her. Not because she got hit with a baseball, but for drinking a Bud Light.

We'll never know how much better Simmons' holdout column could have been had he possessed a repertoire of Big Lebowski references. There's no doubt in my mind it surpasses the question of what Len Bias' career might have been.

@Murray Hewitt: What can you say, the man probably appreciates a good correction.

I'm looking forward to the day that Deadspin has a run-in with Phil Mushnick, although I suspect he doesn't use computers.

Rescind: to make void (as an act) by action of the enacting authority or a superior authority

He'd make a good pinata in Boston's Chinatown.

I see he's buttering up his constituency in anticipation of the next election.

"The End" by the The Doors

I wonder if Daulerio's mom has a Facebook page where she "likes" the media criticisms of Daulerio botching the Favre story.