I'm starting to think that maybe James Dolan isn't a savvy NBA owner.

Hey, is that another one of the Brett Favre photos?

This is simple territorial instinct at work, like when Japanese flying squirrels try to sit next to me on the subway even though the train is nearly empty.

Your move, Tiger Woods.

Anyone who was part of the Best Damn Sports Show shouldn't be called good at self promotion.

You jackasses are asking me about sports? What is this, a trivia show?

This is why I don't watch ESPNU, because I don't trust Stu Scott as a professor of journalism.

You can tell ESPN had not fully edited the story, because it reflected reality and did not positively contribute to the LeBron brand.

What if Matthew Berry's friend is Larry King?

Just wait, this column will make sense once Chris Paul's ESPN special has aired.

Marbury probably thinks he's dominating in a league of aliens.

And yet if you wore a hat that said "Gang", people would think you were lame.

Most of the commenters fully support Khan, so I think they have the GM they deserve.

The GPP? I didn't even know there was a Grey Panther Party.

@Phintastic: The Continental Indoor Football League is probably based in Canton for ironic purposes.

It's Costanza's Body-Suit Man, wearing a wig and a bra.

He should start some kind of club with Carrot Top.

Just wait until David Kahn makes a comparison between Darko Milicic's contract and the compensation for 9/11 victims.

Either I've read that Kevin Appier story before, or I somehow stumbled into Darren Daulton's time machine.

Methodist? I thought SMU's name suggested it was smooth.