It seems like a normal face for an 11 year old to make. I'll shut up now and go back to watching Old Spice commercials.

Cat, I'm going to make sure this goes on YouTube about how you appreciate your fans, alright?

This guy is more in Darren Daulton's mental realm.

Either that's a big jeweler tag, or I don't think that jersey's going to fit.

After leaving, the kids ask "Who's Gary Carter?"

If they went to DePaul University, how do you expect them to read this message?

This gives away the plot for Celtic Pride II

The percentage of readers whose 1st thought was of Olerud and the batting helmet has to be over 90%.

Going to Good Morning America to have people take you seriously, that's the kind of move George Stephanopoulos would make.

Seems like an unusual choice, LeBron - how did Scottie Pippen become your role model, and do you really think you can win as many championships as he did?

Where's Kevin Nealon when you need him?

Maybe someone will start a trend of horseback riders jousting their way through hipsters playing kickball.

Petchesky/indifferent people: "I don't care about baseball, blah blah blah. Have Strasburg start the game. Who cares, I'll probably forget to watch it anyway."

What makes you think they want the goal calls to be correct?

@The Norv Face: I'm not sure what I saw either, without Troy Aikman explaining it to me.

Al Davis was actually using a subtle metaphor - McDonalds is to cheeseburgers what the Raiders' coaching job is to other NFL franchises.

Prior's tryout might be the most important sporting event to happen at USC this year.

The first question in the investigation is, are you sure Matt Millen wasn't one of the architects?

"We AREN'T transient. We have no financial means to leave Baltimore."

I'm not sure where the urgency is for EA to fix things in Madden, like the fact that you lose a roster spot when you place a player on IR (doesn't happen in the NFL) or getting rid of the ridiculous keypad mashing (default option) for fumble recoveries.