So those are the pendulous balls Reagan was talking about.

I'm pumped. Trying to decide between my Acie Earl, Eric Montross, or Gerald Green jersey.

Another blown save. Santana can't even get credit for the rape.

@Marloandme: Be careful not to get a toothache.

@Jubilation T. Cornpone: I thought it was Robin Roberts.

The horn is the last reason that guy deserves a severe beating.

Doris Burke is going to have to step up her game.

@ToHellModell: /puts on shades, walks away

It should strengthen the anti-soccer people's point of view that Americans can only take interest in the Epcot version of the game consisting of national teams playing each other. The European pro leagues get less coverage than the WNBA.

The New Zealand song seems to be a ballad about scoring with sheep, and the overall the piece was not as insufferable as Bill Simmons' choosing an English Premier League team.

Under his picture there's a caption that reads "Ben Roethlisberger (D-PA)".

I like this video in that Costas implies he questions his own sanity.

Helen Thomas did this once at Brandeis.

@Sweet Sassy Molassey: I agree.

Can we get Donaghy on the line? Celtics are getting Roethlisbergered by the refs.

I'm sure if there were really any referee irregularities last night, the ABC/ESPN team would be pointing them out.

@Milton_Bradley_Fighting_Vehicl...: Every night is Bubb Rubb night at the Coliseum in Oakland.

An earlier version of the sign read "Clay Mathews & Fiends"

This is really going to give a bad name to Staten Island.

* Deleted for harshness towards Slate.