Jim Joyce, huh. That's what you get for letting those drunken micks call baseball games.

@Ol' Leather Pumpkin: And she's trying to keep her thumbs ups on the down low.

Top that? You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, dude.

Cleveland's edge is a rusty safety hazard, because there are no industries left to invest in new equipment.

@DAULERIO: So that's why my Alf icon disappeared.

It's Minnesota, you're expected to eat things that are moving, while outdoors.

The NBA doesn't have referees so much as they have an army of Tony Cliftons.

I like to think that the fight was started by Rupert Jee and that he got away before it got ugly.

Suck It, Icarane

Joe Morgan approves this method, but more because he doesn't believe in the technology behind toilets and running water.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I prefer to keep a healthy fear of Slovenia. Not just their World Cup team, but the nation in general.

Where's the advertisement tag? This was just a shameless commercial for airplanes.

If Joey Crawford is described as a "well-respected" referee, I'd say that's stretching the truth.

You don't hit home runs like that. It's hard to hit home runs. And where the heck did the Dairy and Food Council get two from?

Was that clip exclusive, or was no one else willing to take it?

All Phillies fans should be tasered to give them some humility. If not all Phillies fans, then tasing anyone from Jersey would be more than acceptable.

This is the first time I've seen a recruiting video for prospective Theater majors. If I ran a university, I'd make recruiting videos to keep Theater majors out of my school.

Maybe the MLB takes itself too seriously? Had this been an NCAA game, someone would have said, "hey jerk, get off the field". It's not like someone important like Carrot Top was in attendance.

Actually, the Celtics-Cavs game was closer than the score indicated, because there were several points in the game where the refs did everything they could to give the game to Cleveland. #NBAisfixed

Under the Wisconsin Barn Act passed in the 1800's, all Wisconsin buildings are considered to have equal habitation and usage rights for animals.