I'll bet Oklahoma City stole that ladder, too.

Summer of 2009? That was a long time ago. By now that kid is just a washed-up has-been.

I thought the worst human being was Drew Rosenhaus, who negotiates with the Dolphins.

I like how he referred to the post about the vomiter doing Madonna karaoke as "tryin to help"

How were they supposed to see the Green Line coming? It travels at a blinding speed of 10 mph.

There's a Boston Globe sports article about Belichick tapping into his "network" heading into the draft. So his banging milf's in New Jersey led to drafting a Rutgers cornerback.

It's a sign from the gods that Kurt Suzuki shouldn't be hitting fourth in any lineup (and he only angered the gods more by hitting a HR earlier in the game)

Looks like Deadspin Politics Week got cancelled.

If I bought a newspaper that had ex-New York Post writers, I'd find ways to make them quit too.

More like, Now's Not The Time To Talk To Sarah Silverman

I take this to be some kind of menacing gesture towards nearby Cuba, but couldn't we just trade Stapp for the Guantanamo inmates instead?

This is just a commercial for lime green Hyundai's.

In defense of Brooks, none of his analogies are ever correct and they are usually the result of false stereotypes based on tedious observations. He could find a donut and proclaim that the inner life of all Americans has become hollow.

So where can I get one of these Parcells Cowboys jerseys?

Don't underestimate Donald Sterling, he might just give Mugabe courtside tickets.

It's gotten so bad for Ben Roethlisberger that Pittsburgh longs for a quarterback as smart and mentally stable as Terry Bradshaw.

If you can withstand the minute and a half of repeated punches to the head before Marlins security arrives, you're good to go at Marlins games.

Someone should start the Ass State Ball Slappers Group at Rutgers.

"Andrews — daughter of an investigative TV reporter in Tampa.."

If Strasburg wants to be a big leaguer, he's got to stop that crackling so he's not tipping his pitches.