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Whoa, that strawman took a beating.

Geez, you're going to embarrass the whole Storm family with posts like this.

Normally Whitlock's intel gathering consists of circling the McDonald's drive-through lane a few times.

I can understand people showing up to Philly sporting events as Green Man, but the Lil Kevin costume looks too much like regular Philadelphians.

Season 6, Episode 4. Sweet Dee Shoots Layups Worse Than a Retarded Person

I suspect that home teams' having the last at bat affects far more many games than Leitch suggests, but these previews are not the place to be discussing numbers, wins or losses.

If you're trying to save money, why don't you just buy Craig Kilborn a bus ticket to Tijuana.

Other Tebow descriptions that irk Coach Meyer:

Yeah, let's get some pitchforks! Who does this kid think he is?

That's no way to treat one of Peter King's heroes.

How did those short Chinese build the Great Wall? And why did they build this? Crazy Asian fuckers...I've been the head coach here at Duke for three decades, that's a long time. Three times longer than Hitler headed the Third Reich.

I picture Mushnick being kept awake at night, unable to sleep because Raftery saying "Onions!" goes through his head over and over.

There's not much to take away from this interview other than watching Tom Rinaldi do a Jeremy Schaap impression and trying to precisely analyze Tiger's "be as vague as possible + sprinkle references to Buddhism" formula.

Congratulations to the NCAA selection committee for setting it up so that the #11 seed (Washington) meets the #3 seed (New Mexico) and the #11 seed is favored by 2.5.

Get your Jaguars season tickets now, come see the new quarterback - he's got an IQ of 30 and he throws like a Muppet.

They only see math equation to math equation, and everything else around them hardly exists.

Any podcast that starts out with some quality Jim Nantz hate is okay by me.

Mark McGwire is a monument to forthrightness, truth, and honesty. No one can argue with McGwire's stature, a stature that could only have resulted from a great surplus of character.

If you had a Pau Gasol picture on your desk, people would ask "What's with the homeless dude"