Roethlisberger's not a suspect, he's a particular individual.

We need to get some buzz, get into the headlines. Look at this paper - "Gunshots fired outside of Tampa nightclub" Why can't that be us?

I never quite understand when a baseball team says a guy like Carl Everett just "isn't a good fit."

@Armen Tamzarian: Lenny Dykstra took the picture while trying to get her into his house.

Instead of, "Okay, well say hi to (whoever) for me", just leave out the parentheses. Seems equally if not more effective.

It's like when Rick Pitino shared the NCAA basketball game cover with Tim Sypher.

The Rays' competitive advantage in signing free agents is offering the opportunity to play in a jai alai arena.

If true, I bet he likes to leave Fathead posters on the walls of his victims.

@The Rowdy Hardy Fan Club: I thought Deadspin was Bill Simmons' personal Deadaspin?

Well done, I didn't think the North Koreans had the technology to pull that off.

This is a secret ploy by people in Wisconsin to get the Vikings to fail in the playoffs again.

Getting subjected to that much of Mary Carillo seems traumatic, not therapeutic.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Counting or not counting Jim Rome?

Yesterday's Athletics preview mentioned the 2010 Baseball Prospectus and the possibility of Ben Sheets getting traded. Today, the series gets back on track and makes no mention of the year or the Marlins' current roster. It could be posted in December 2005 or July 2013. It's fun to read this series of previews to…

"We paid for these Olympic rights, and the American people don't give a damn about the Olympics themselves - they want moose, moms and McDonald's."

Inflatable Cat Bangers. OK, storing this one away for future fantasy team.

I'm betting Phil G. is not a fan of the Mary Carillo bits either.

@Carmen McFanzone: If you read between the lines you can figure out how the Dodgers will handle the outfielders' playing time and how they will fill out the back of the rotation. Print out this preview on translucent paper and hold a Dodgers stat sheet underneath.

@AzureTexan: Sir, I do not want to listen to your Spin Doctors mix tape.

"I promise creepiness will be kept to a reasonable minimum."