The security guards are telling him to be careful, you can't go into a Philadelphia stadium looking like some kind of millionaire like that. #worldseries

If a centaur is half-man half-horse, what do you call two horse's asses stuck together? It seems like the Buck/McCarver tandem deserves a nickname.

This site hasn't been the same since Weintraub left. #worldfuckingchampions

If there was an actual lobbying group for sports fans, its members would eventually be captured, processed and served at Aramark stadium concessions around the country. #sportsfancoalition

Sweet double play by Rollins. #worldseries

I can't wait for the ESPN 30 for 30 documentary about this. #stevephillips

Despicable behavior and callous disregard? Yeah, well your network subjects millions of people to Chris Berman. #mediameltdowns

Until now, I had never wondered what Canteen Boy's mom looked like. #katielacey

Did this frog have unique skills? Are there no other frogs?

At first I misread it as "I made the mistake of relocating from a landfill", which sums up the New York/New Jersey area better than I could have come up with.

@ScientificMapp: Damn.

+1.

"watching a rampaging polar bear from outer space destroy a mid-sized American city"

His lawsuit's bringing everyone a carpet? So is this some kind of class action thing?

His opponent will be beat so bad they'll ask, "How many Herschel Walkers do you see?"

Having Matt Millen call the Michigan-Notre Dame game on ABC - well played, ESPN.

Bitch, you think I give a **** about cancer?

Rick Pitino would try mentoring troubled high school students like this, but he'd just end up banging their moms.

I thought Wojciechowski was a superhero, because his awful writing for month after month has evaded being detected by Deadspin and other media critics.

FIU's going to dominate the Isiah Thomas Conference this year.