The interviewer better not be a handicapped Georgian in a RAV-4.

Can there be stats published on how many users click on the 'dead woman's cleavage' link?

You think that's how capitalism works, Castro?

I figured "getting my Becky on" was a euphemism for eating multiple roasted turkeys at a time.

Just because Deadspin wasn't mentioned in the Howard Kurtz column on Gawker websites last week, doesn't mean nobody's heard of it.

Judging by my last visit there, it seems the people smoking joints have moved to the 200 level.

It wasn't the can of worms that scared Darren Daulton, it was the vortex to another galaxy inside that can of worms.

Does Altschuler translate to OldSchooler in German?

I think the Detroit newspapers owe Matt Millen an apology for the 0-16 season.

@Convict78: +1

Why send William Rhoden to Wimbledon, when you can just buy him a pair of movie tickets.

@alftime: but without the Cubans .

The non-starred commenters area will have the feel of a Florida Marlins home game, but without the orange seats.

@GoJumbos: They had no interest in offensive linemen.

See the section between the right-field foul pole and the elevated seats in right field? You cannot see anything that happens in center or left field because the elevated section obstructs the view. Usually, the crucial plays of a ballgame involve events that occur in the outfield. That's why Angel Stadium sucks.

Great, now the Koreans are going to build a missile that can reach Philadelphia.

@supermike5alive: And Providence is a suburb of Boston, so by extension, Seekonk is a suburb of Boston.

@Bobby Big Wheel: I just figured references to the Toronto Blue Jays in general were not allowed.

@The_Dark_Side_of_Oz: His Hitler shirt was probably in the washing machine the day Banks interviewed him.

Artie Lange is going to remember the "Will and Graceaholic" line for the next time he sees Joe Buck.