If they're going to keep trotting out Chicago figures, they should dig up Al Capone's corpse.

@Travis Holland: There's a huge unserved market for lacrosse blogs. You should start one and call it Deadstick.

@I Party With Smoot: "Maybe I'll give up 5 runs by the 3rd inning, but I'll have already knocked in 2 or 3."

Kenny Powers-quality quote from TB's Andy Sonnanstine on facing Florida: "They told me that I was going to have to hit, and I corrected them and told them 'I get to hit.' I took it as an opportunity."

Great, now even the massholes will complain that Bill Belichick cheated them.

I think he succeeded in moving the conversation in a positive direction, enabling people to make fun of the Warriors.

Blue Jays fans have so little confidence that they think putting the cap on makes them invisible.

Or in other words, when he's third base coach or equipment manager on a real baseball team.

I guess Clippers' marketing won't be doing a "Blacks, Mexican-Americans, Brats, and Government-Housing Subsidy Recipients Night" ticket promotion next season.

I guess now's the time to buy stock in vicodin manufacturers.

I thought I saw two Steve Phillips clones in the background.

Are we allowed to tag our own comments? Instead of "Happy", I'll tag mine "drunk".

I think Daulerio just misplaced the CD that came with FoxxyPink's album cover notes.

Get that man back to the zoo.

Don't worry, Stan Van Gundy's in charge. He's got the Celtics right where he wants them.

All of those people who look up to Tim Floyd as a hero and role model, and now this.

I'm not sure I see what the issue is. She actually married a black guy. So what if she had some inner thoughts beforehand about issues of interracial marriage. She thought about it, decided to get married, and stuck with it.

Can statistics prove that speculative Slate articles are so tedious to read that lazy blog readers can't be bothered to click on the hyperlink?

Adding Favre will give the Vikings some direction. Most likely the direction of an early first round draft pick and the need to rebuild the franchise after a wasted year.

Can Ed Werder arrange for the undisclosed location to be a Cowboys' practice bubble?