Damn, I could have used someone shouting at me what to order at TGI Friday's.

Wait, Al Sharpton's a hardcore feminist?

Howie Carr was a whiny bitch even before the menopause.

Why were the women driving through, or stopping next to, a parking lot? Troublemakers, I tell you.

I just feel bad for the unsuspecting fan that she sat on to take over that seat.

Scott, how many hookers have the Yankees provided you with over the years?

76ers wins, wife goes to Orlando?

It was going well until Mitch Williams was brought in to relieve one of the Account Managers.

That bear has been on countless job interviews since Conan's show left New York.

When you're attending adult literacy classes, it's good to have someone to go with.

I just figured Hoopla was the name of a shirtless dance club in Tennessee.

If global warming was a real force, he would have traded it to the Celtics already.

Kathy Griffin is so unfunny that she's set female comedians back 100 years. Although she does appear to have a niche audience.

ESPN is basing more of their hiring on who they want to appear in weight loss dietary supplement commercials.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Some kind of cross-promotion sports coverage with Outback Steakhouse, probably.

Anyone want to volunteer to put up an actual Celtics/Bulls post?

@The Mighty Pigs: I'm withholding judgment on the trade until I see ESPNBuffalo's take.

If Cheez Doodles was an ESPN sponsor, this never would have happened. Product placement could have saved Stephen A's job.

If Cheez Doodles was an ESPN sponsor, this never would have happened. Product placement could have saved Stephen A's job.

That Nike swoosh on Ainge's shirt makes the photo appropriate for ESPN use.