ESPN blogs, Gatorade advertising, it's all the same to me at this point.

Steinbrenner should have ordered his sideburns to be removed too.

Here is NBC's opportunity to see how many analysts can literally fit in the broadcast booth.

Bitch, you are getting a great human being.

If I read something that ends in a question mark, I haven't learned anything.

Isiah thought it would be good to get out of the country for a couple years and go to Florida.

On the plus side, ESPNBoston will likely refer to BU's hockey team as Boston University, not "Boston".

You never hear about this kind of tyranny happening in North Korea. And Kim Jong Il just got re-elected. You think that's a coincidence?

The crowd didn't run out from under him, they were just trying to keep the fire going.

Dung Le's the one on the left, right?

Martellus was just kidding. When aliens show up they don't want to play board games - they ask to go jet skiing.

Any Will Smith movies coming out this summer? William Rhoden needs a baseball vacation.

@alftime: meant to say Troy Aikman. Never mind.

If Matt Forte is Emmitt Smith and Jay Cutler is Matt Forte, one of the Bears receivers needs to start smoking some crack.

I'm assuming the game was played underwater.

So I think what you're saying is that the SportsCenter graphics, Skip Bayless, and Steve Phillips clones are all part of some Scientologist/Battlefield Earth conspiracy that can only be figured out by unlocking the mystery of the letter G.

Note to self: to enjoy Gus Johnson, just watch the game and avoid overthinking it.

Yeah, what's the deal with this Internet, anyway? What's that all about?

Pele's first wasn't a man - it was that soccer ball.

"Let's go."