@Peter Cavan: That rocked. I also think it would be cool if somebody a similar takedown of an indisputably bad and uninteresting writer like Gene Wojciechowski whenever he wrote a column; some people might think Wojciechowski is too easy of a target, but I think there's comedy gold to be mined there.

I understand Ryan Moats played for the Eagles, but this is ridiculous.

That lion looks like it's mauling Matt Millen.

Somebody ought to ask about this at the next Steve Phillips press conference.

In Chico's defense, covering sports is way down the list of things Chico is embarrassed about. Like his name, his jerk-off face, and the effeminate way he can't stand up straight when having his picture taken.

When you hold that sign directly behind the coach, you're asking to have it taken. Unless that coach has a personal John 3:16 sign carrier.

@Arsenio Billingham: Even Larry King couldn't have put it better.

@The Boy Wonder: You need to have traditions, like Irish oafs at BC, or guys named OJ at USC.

His ankle's not sideways, it's just the rest of his body that's in the wrong direction.

"Look kid, this is what you do when Gus Johnson attacks you in a restaurant."

Somebody call the fire department, Vince Papale is inflamed.

This game will deal a serious blow to the Radford Highlanders' culture of honor.

I don't know if this helps or hurts Sean Williams' chances of becoming an ESPN analyst.

Maybe Rooney can convert the Irish to our game with men in spacemen helmets yelling at each other.

Also funny, is Julian Tavarez' opinion of fans who paid for Nats season tickets.

That's how you do it, Romo.

@savedbypurplejesus: I look forward to finding out about it during an NBC halftime feature next fall.

See, this is why I don't watch American Idol.

I hope he got to meet Prison Mike.

I assumed the Japanese shipped their excess garbage to southeast Asia, but it goes to Chicago also.