I remember Scott Hastings as "Worst Player in a 90's NBA Video Game".

@the guru god of ganja: The Red Sox paid even more than that and he said the same thing.

I stubbed my toe this morning and blamed it on Manny Ramirez.

From [ESPN.com] comments:

I see one of Providence's finest got an afternoon off to attend the tryouts.

@CrayzeeGuy: Mike Mamula > Rich Kotite

You people? What do you mean, you people?

@calpetro: They should merge, and be named the Pathletics

Damn, so who's going to be the World Series favorite now?

Who needs a home stadium when you can ghost ride the whip from the team bus.

If you think that blog was funny, how about naming an intramural team The Nimrods!

He may have been held prisoner on Madonna's yacht, but at least the food was good.

The real question is not whether Calhoun's salary should be brought up in a press conference, but how Calhoun's going to see that rogue reporters are never allowed in again.

@TheFu: I meant to say geographic information systems. I figure ESRI/ArcGIS is the main thing I'd need to learn, but not sure what's the most effective way to go about it. @Oranges w/ Cheese: What is it about [novatechnologies.com] that you recommend?

I'm looking to transition from being a database analyst in the legal industry to a geographic systems analyst. And although a number of the skills are applicable, I've been at a loss for figuring out where to start.

Ashton hopes to replicate the success of the Leatherheads film, but in a television format.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: "The only stick figure you're getting is the stick I beat you with"

Future police report: Johnson caused damage to Chili as he was infuriated at the fact that there was no chili on her person.

Coincidentally the Nationals falsely represent themselves as a major league baseball team.

@Kid Canada: That, Bill Simmons, is why The Big Lebowski is an important movie.