Soon to be re-named: A Team That Allegedly Exists in the LA/Anaheim/Southern California Area Angels

I don't even want to find out how Roger Clemens and A-Rod were involved in this one.

TNT should move the studio to where that stuff is more legal - like New Orleans.

@crazyjoedavola: 3 - MC Hammer your money away, and become poor?

Has A-Rod lost his mind? Why would a famous female tennis player break into his apartment?

As a general rule, it's better to avoid playing poker against shirtless people.

The question is not if the trade will cause Adam Morrison to cry, but whether the crying is the result of good news or bad news for Morrison.

Way to go, MLB. Nice enforcement there.

Matt Cassel gets traded to Arizona, beats out Matt Leinart on depth chart, Pete Carroll baffled.

Madison Square Garden security should create an abusive interrogation room specifically for the MOB girls and guys with popped collars.

On "Roller Derby Night in America", everyone in the rink is an NBC analyst.

Is it on Animal Planet because it features horses, or because it features jockeys? They are human, you know.

I get the sense that Michael Kelasnik isn't a "people person" and there's a reason he's working 3rd shift in a furnace.

"Dude, it was just a love tap on the grill."

As if there wasn't already enough tension at the annual Massachusetts Italian-American Statistics and Scorekeepers Conference.

@alftime: Leitch.

For old times, Costas should call a MLB game with Leith, Braylon, and Bissinger.

It's either a volcanic eruption, or Gov. Palin is nuking an elk habitat.

The original plan was to have her wear a Sonics jersey and actually drown.

FSU's team speed has maybe declined in recent years, but this is getting ridiculous.