Down with Browns legends, and up with the Olive Garden logo.

Maybe this has less to do with Barack Obama and more to do with the acquisition of Bartolo Colon. Am I right, people?

I'm surprised the All-Star Game's being held in Montreal and not one of the NHL's premier cities like Atlanta or Dallas - wait, they already hosted the last couple of years'.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...

It is sunny out today????, indeed.

I'm impressed, not that the Diamonbacks' mascot is a bobcat, but that it's a bobcat who looks like this guy: [www.pastemagazine.com]

So the Bears will play defense, and the new team will play offense?

@Matt Sussman: They changed their mind and gave it to Biden.

Those old Mets that played at Shea, those weren't the real Mets.

Finding places to go is now analogous to picking the right players in the NBA draft.

@I Heart Poop: If that sounds over-the-top, wait until you hear the Brennaman version.

Eddy Curry's main complaint is that he's not getting enough touches.

I hope the next correspondent's last name is Switzerland, as Switzerland has bigger mountains.

Face-to-face talks with Norv Turner are no way to solve a problem, even if LDT wants more communication from the Chargers.

With friends like Eddy Curry, who needs friends?

@tater: ??????????? = Manny Ramirez's brain

"Hey dealership, why don't you ask my gun for your truck back."

Scott, how much cattle do we have to offer you to take this job? No, that's not a euphemism, actual cattle.

If the Cardinals switched logos with the Rams, would University of Phoenix Stadium become the Blue Taco?

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: "Who's a good Matt Ryan? Who's a good Matt Ryan? Good boy."