@J-No: Soul Train.

Great, now Joe Buck's going to have travel by Secret Service motorcade.

It's not even 2 pm and Jeff Jagodzinski has already called the Colts' office six times.

Mr. Romanowski, before we offer you the coaching job, let me just ask the single most important question in our decision: Do you want the job so much that you can't stop thinking about it?

According to Thom, you can't understand because you really have to meet him in person to know what a spectacular human being he is.

@MattinglysSideburns: Given voting trends and EA's and Baby Mangino's success this year, KAKE is a 2 to 1 favorite to win next year's SHOTY, because people like cake.

So if Buzz wins, Mrs. Lubber will think her son lost a Cute Baby contest to Bissinger? That's all the reason you need to vote for Bissinger right there.

@Sh!tShow: Or an attempted Eagles FG before halftime returned for a Giants touchdown.

Tatum Bell went to Oklahoma State, where they say "steal his luggage".

Frank Costanza's going to be ticked off at Strahan stealing his stop short move in the last picture.

The Red Sox' Teixeira negotiations were a diversionary tactic to sign John Smoltz.

@Bob Loblaw: That's a chick? I thought that was Howard Stern.

If Chandler's coin flip landed on the other side, this post would have been titled "Eric Mangini Is The Browns' Problem Now".

This must be why you get (See: New Jersey constitution) when you look up "idiot" in the dictionary.

@Charles: If only there was some evidence that Massholes resent Boston College, you know, a direct quote or something.

It wasn't the Jets interview, but rather the "NFL POSITIONS? CALL 1-800-JAGGGGS" sign on his office door that ended it for him.

You've all been Around the Horn'd by Bob Ryan.

@GoEliGo????: What I don't get is how the Stuart Scott text message had anything to do with race. And race seems to be the premise of Whitlock's entire smear.

I wouldn't hold out much hope for the Credence.

You mean last week's headline, "Is Charles Barkley Just An Awful Human Being", is now obsolete?