When you play fetch with Chris Mortensen, it takes him longer than a golden retriever to come back from a fake throw.

@Doyle McPoyle: Why the fuck are you putting bows on your cows, anyway?@Mean_Old_Frisco: Man, that would be harsh given that he's a senior.

@The Boy Wonder: BC would be better served by admitting semi-illiterate kids from the woods of Maine, NH, and VT, at New Jersey's expense.

@The Boy Wonder: Over the last five minutes Hansbrough was like a bull in a china shop, with only BC getting called for fouls.

Does the officiating in the UNC-BC game seem uneven?

From that shot it looked like Andy Reid's wearing a Santa Claus belt with a black buckle.

Interesting tackling technique, Tavares Jackson. Defensive coaches should be teaching tacklers to jump up like that with a runner coming at them.

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: We also learned that Phil Simms is uncomfortable pointing out that refs missed a call. When Jim Nantz asked, "What happened there", I don't think he was asking about the Ravens' huddle technique.

@Muggs Bigglesworth: Apparently his duties as GM included crash test driving at the Ford plant. I felt bad for the people he was giving shout-outs to: Norv Turner, Ron Rivera, Joe Flacco, Cam Cameron, etc.

@toolcity: Am I allowed to say that Sproles is moving upward in next year's fantasy draft?

See LaDainian, this might be a legitimate reason to cry.

@Jan Huokko's Adult Entertainment Emporium: I'm starting a petition to get this decade over with already.

"You call that coaching? I know more about offense than that guy." -Jay Cutler

@Return_of_ClintonPortishead: What he meant was, Isiah would live long enough to eat up to 75 sleeping pills.

Randy Levine didn't go as far as to say that increased Yankees' revenues make ticket prices cheaper for all franchises.

If the Texas Rangers did a better job patrolling Cowboys Parkway, the protester wouldn't have been there to begin with.

Special place = Reds' outfield

Since when was Adam Carolla the founder and CEO of Papa John's?

In Russia, the "this is your brain on drugs" commercials show pickled food items.

Don't you know who I am? I'm Eric Mangini! I had a guest spot on the Sopranos!