The Coup de Grace will be Cena luring all the operatives into their own fortified, secure compound and THEN hacking them into little pieces.

I believe Crown Prince MBS’ exact wording was, “Heads will roll if WWE does not go on.”

I assume Saudi Arabi is paying for Cena to win an 18 on 1 match, just to show how dangerous one man can be.

I didn’t think much of WWE before, nice to know I won’t have to change my mind. 

Given that he now plays for a Turkish team and was probably 1700 miles away from Anfield when the pk was struck....well, yeah, he probably still could have done that.

Karius would have found a way to knock the ball into the back of the net.

Just so we’re clear, you’re paying him to $5M to fuck-up his job one way or the other.

And how is that working out for you Katy?

We’re not paying him $5 million to define homecoming, we’re paying him $5 million to beat Michigan St, Penn St, and Ohio St.

I mean, Harbaugh is a doofus and all, but he’s not exactly wrong:

The poor guy is losing it. “Homecoming” a top word? Get real, coach. I have it ranked outside my top 100,000.

Hey Michigan residents! That’s the highest paid public employee in your state.

another thing he doesn’t know the meaning of, like red wine with beef or beating Ohio State

Why is he slowly transforming into Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys? He has that really weird glassy eye thing happening. 

“Fuckin’ magnets. How do they work?”

Wow, Coach Harbaugh really attacks “Homecoming” with a definition unknown to mankind.

This is one of those games where you wish both could lose, purely on account of their sleazy coaches. 

Rooting for Ohio State in any form makes me feel gross, but the thought of that crowd of 100,000 PSU fans watching that inexplicable play call and defensive choke job is some top-tier schadenfreude

To the contrary, I find it very helpful when these people reveal themselves. Kevin McHale didn’t magically become this way in 2016.